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Epidemics are not new. It is how we handle them that has changed

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Written by: Op-Ed Redhead
Published: 10 March 2020
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I was 7 years old when the war broke out.   I don't remember much of those years except they just rolled along  but I do remember when the American Soldiers arrived in Auckland and a very fancy ice cream shop was opened in New Market  and sold ice cream in a cone and  with all  sorts of fancy  toppings.   

The very first ice cream I  had ever seen or tasted.  

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GIANT KILLER KANGAROO RAISES RIOT IN AUSSIE OUTBACK!

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Written by: Op-Ed Monty
Published: 09 March 2020
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A giant Kangaroo has been terrorising the residents of an isolated outback Australian Community and locals fear it is the first of a new super breed of Rogue Roos infected by a mutant strain of Covid-19.


The town, situated on the edge of Sturts Stony Desert in the arid South West of Queensland, had its first night of horror in December last year.The Local Police Officer, who has requested anonymity , said that he received a phone call at the station at 2am on the morning of December 2nd.


"At first I thought it was one of the lads who'd had a few too many beers" he stated. 
"But then I realised this guy was for real - he was genuinely scared."
The officer sped the 50 kilometres from his station along the track that led to the isolated barren homestead. What he saw will stay etched in his mind forever.

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The Goodies and the Baddies.

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Written by: Op-Ed Ellan Vannin
Published: 07 March 2020
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When I was a kid, I used to go to the movies on a Saturday morning. Or, as my late Uncle used to call it, The Flicks. Others called it “ The Pictures “ or “ The cinema” … no matter, we went to see a movie and it cost a shilling.

We would all sit down in our seats, the lights would dim and a movie of a Lady on a horse would appear.  We would stand up for the Lady on the horse and sing about saving the Queen.

Only then could we sit down again and wait for the Lady with the Ice creams to come around. It was magical. The crowded theatre; the Lady on the horse, the lady with the ice creams and the lady with the torch that led latecomers to their seats.

The room would hush as the feature started. A sense of excitement; trepidation and awe as we  allowed our eyes to adjust to the dim within and the curtains to part.  That was a moment of magic to me: the parting of the massive drapery that shielded the screen from view until it was time to behold the wonder of the Flick that would flicker and send us to another world.

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How sad to need to cheat in order to win by being a loser.

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Written by: Op-Ed Redhead
Published: 07 March 2020
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What a sorry situation we have  when   some poor chap would rather pretend he is a girl than compete against   his  fellow males.    He knows he is not good enough to win in the sports for men so he has to  take on the girls.   What kind of  situation have we got when the  Authorities who run these Sporting events  are allowing this to have even started let alone continue.  

How sad to need to cheat in order to win by being a loser.

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The Armageddon Rainbow

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Written by: Op-Ed Shaydee Lane
Published: 07 March 2020
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When I was a child, a Rainbow was something that gave me pleasure. According to my Sunday School Teacher, it was the sign that God was watching over us and that we were being looked after by Him.

To me, it was a magnificent display of Nature that all was good in the world. God may or may not have been the architect; but, whoever was in charge of its creation was a very canny bloke indeed.

Now, my Rainbow has been stolen. Misappropriated.

Like so many words and so many things these days, the purity and joy of words has been manipulated and denigrated. Symbols have been distorted and twisted into things that are not as I remember them to be.

I want my Rainbow back.

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When works of fiction become works of fact

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Written by: Patriotrealm
Published: 06 March 2020
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When works of Fiction become works of fact we have a problem. And this is what is happening globally with the Greens, Greta, Sir David Attenborough and the United Nations pushing their barrow of bull to eager readers of Fan Fiction throughout the world. 

They are peddling pulp fiction to the masses and the masses are lapping it up. What makes it worse is that the media are their publicists and doing a damn fine job of promoting their garbage to the gullible gang of no hopers who swallow their garbage hook line and sinker.

Yes. a few mixed metaphors there, but your get my drift.

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The Great Toilet Paper Rush of 2020

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Written by: Patriotrealm
Published: 04 March 2020
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Back in 1851, the great Australian Gold Rush began. While the California Gold rush had begun some years before in 1848, the newly formed Colony of New South Wales had covered up the news of any gold find in Australia because it didn’t want the poor colonists to bugger off in search of wealth and abandon their work in the emerging townships and cities.

However, when the Colonial Government saw what potential wealth could be had from prospecting for gold, they decided that it was a pretty good idea to encourage the poor, down and out, hardworking folk to head off and seek their (and the Government’s ) fortune.

Not only did the Gold rush of 1851 change the perception of Australia as a Convict Colony, it also opened the floodgates to massive migration as people from around the world sailed to these shores to “ dig up a quid “.

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Where Free is different to Freedom - The Sleeper or Sleepy Joe?

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Written by: Op-Ed Jake Irish
Published: 03 March 2020
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When democRATs are voting for a senile sniffer or a commie comrade with a dicky ticker, a fake Indian or a miniature cash hound I guess it says a lot about the mentality of the average leftie.

Crazy commos with no heart, no heritage and no brain.

I mean, seriously, Sleepy Joe is so “ woke “ that he could fall asleep on the red button, trigger a missile attack and not wake up until he arrives at the Pearly gates and says to Saint Peter “ Did I miss something? “

It is reminiscent of the one and only episode of the Simpson’s I ever watched when Homer put a doughnut on top of a red button and set off a nuclear emergency.

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Drug Addiction and how it starts and ends.

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Written by: Op-Ed Coobey Farmer
Published: 01 March 2020
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"My name is " Coobey"  and this is my story.
 
My story begins like a lot of addicts; the start is always the most complex and unconventional so I'll leave that for another time- It wasn't what you'd call 'stock standard', it was definitely riddled with challenges and hardships. Abuse and fear. You know, a lot of the stuff us addicts usually keep locked inside. My favourite primary school teacher teacher turned out to be a pedophile sexually abusing half of my class of whom to this day are still my friends. By grade 8 I was diagnosed with Depression and suicidal idealizations set in. We all have our war stories- and just like most of you, the first 10 years really meandered my personality and traits to a specific direction. Unknown to myself then, I was on a path to addiction.

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When a handshake isn't worth the paper it isn't written on

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Written by: Patriotrealm
Published: 29 February 2020
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I follow a great blog here in Australia, started by a colourful larrikin who was, in my opinion, the Crocodile Dundee of the Aussie cartoon world and the “ cut the bullshit and speak your mind brigade “ .

He passed away over a year ago, much to the regret of so many of us who have followed his incredible site over the years. Before his passing, he asked a mate to carry on and, on a handshake, his mate accepted the lofty and considerable honour and responsibility to forge on and do what he felt was right.

This, he has done, with great respect and a hell of a lot of hard work. He has maintained all of our old mate’s work and links to his old articles. He created an online archive of some of the most memorable words and images ever to come from one man’s lifetime of imagination, passion and wicked sense of humour.

But suddenly, the handshake isn't worth the paper it isn't written upon. 

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Topsy Turvy Land

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Written by: Op-Ed Shaydee Lane
Published: 26 February 2020
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The leftie luvvies believe that we can prevent the bullshit “ Climate Catastrophe “ by handing out free everything to everyone and planting trees on agricultural land, becoming vegan, slaughtering all the cattle and sheep and putting hundreds of thousands out of work by closing down coal power.

Apparently, this will all be done by planting a particular kind of tree that grows money.

This new species of tree was invented in 1959 by Mr Bumbledrop in a make believe land called Topsy Turvy Land.

I know. I watched it as a child. Torchy, the Battery Boy, used his magic light and eventually finds a fruitful money tree to sort out things in Topsy Turvy Land.

We now have our own Torchy boys: Bernie Sanders, AOC, Jacinda Ardern, Adam Bandt and Jeremy Corbyn.

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  1. The Magic Chair.  
  2. Meanwhile, in Australia, $1500 buys you a get out of jail free card?
  3. The Grand Solar Minimum vs Climate Change – get the boxing gloves out
  4. Gone with the Wind – what is President Trump really saying?

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