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And Why Trevor the Wallaby Is No Longer Allowed Near the Taj Mahal
An exclusive report by Roderick “Whiskers” McNibble, Chief Correspondent, Acting Editor and Unreasonably Brave Survivor of the Dusty Gulch Gazette Attack of '26.
There are moments in a journalist's life when he must decide whether to remain safely underground or risk everything in pursuit of the truth.
I have had several such moments. Most of them involved large cats.
The latest, however, involved the complete collapse of the Dusty Gulch Gazette, a gang of technologically sophisticated Honklanders, a wallaby with titanium knees, two Australian literary ghosts and a woman in India who apparently possesses powers far beyond those of the average government department.
It all began when the Honklanders decided that the Dusty Gulch Gazette had been allowed to exist for far too long.
Read more: How we Saved the Dusty Gulch Gazette
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In the 1880’s shearers wielded a lot of influence on our country. Despite us not yet being a single united nation, in the various states where wool growing was the major industry militant unionism arose with great co-operation between the various state organisations.
In those days, shearers and general farm workers were numerous.
Wool was the biggest export commodity of most of the states but the working conditions of those who produced this golden fleece were poor. Are we any richer today?
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During World War II, Australia was a vital cog in the Allied machine, sending troops abroad, supplying bases, and hosting American and British forces across the Pacific. But not every sector of the nation was fully committed to the fight.
On the waterfront, the Waterside Workers’ Federation (WWF) - known to most as the wharfies - became infamous for strikes, obstruction, and outright sabotage at the very moment the nation was fighting for survival.
What made their conduct so divisive was not only the disruption, but the question: were they fighting for workers’ rights, or for ideology?
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The Battle of Long Tan took place on August 18, 1966, in the Phuoc Tuy Province of South Vietnam. It was part of Australia's involvement in the Vietnam War as part of its commitment to the United States' efforts to counter the spread of communism in Southeast Asia. The region's dense jungles, muddy terrain, and unpredictable weather added to the complexity of the conflict. The Australian soldiers were part of the 6th Battalion, Royal Australian Regiment, and were led by Major Harry Smith.
On that fateful day, a small Australian company of 108 men - 105 Australians and 3 New Zealanders - found themselves vastly outnumbered by a determined North Vietnamese force estimated to be over 2000 strong. The Australians were based at a rubber plantation in Long Tan, surrounded by thick vegetation that hindered visibility and movement. The North Vietnamese launched an intense assault, employing small arms, mortars, and artillery fire.
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The Gazette May Be Slow, But Roderick Isn't Giving Up
By Roderick (Whiskers ) McNibble. Sloth Inestigator Divisdon. Ratty News.
There are times in the life of a newspaper when a journalist must rise above adversity.
There are also times when a journalist must admit that the bloody page simply won't load.
This, dear readers, is one of those times.
Deep in the red-dust heart of Australia, the last surviving press of the Dusty Gulch Gazette is currently wheezing like an asthmatic bilby trapped inside a cement mixer.
I rarely go into the third person, but today I must. My whiskers are less twitchy and my need to communicate is great.
As things slow down here in Dusty Gulch, I must send a communication before all is lost.
Read more: Stop the Presses! No, Seriously... They’ve Stopped!
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Democracy: Now With 97% Less Majority Rule
Because who needs the will of the people when you have “equity” consultants?
It’s 2026, and democracy has evolved. Not into something fairer, freer, or more representative - no, we’ve upgraded to a premium model where the minority calls the shots, the majority pays the bill, and “equity” consultants explain why you should thank them for it.
Forget one person, one vote.
These days, it’s one person, one identity card, and bonus privileges if you tick the right boxes. The rules aren’t gone - they’re just optional. But only for some.
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The Emu War is one of Australia’s strangest historical events. In late 1932, the government actually sent the army to war… against birds. And the Government didn’t exactly come out on top.
It was a peculiar event in Australian history that took place in the Western Australian region of Campion during the Great Depression.
Yes, the Australian government sent a small military force, led by Major G.P.W. Meredith of the Royal Australian Artillery, armed with two Lewis guns and 10,000 rounds of ammunition, to the region. The plan was to cull the emus and reduce their numbers to protect the crops.
Curious? I’m not surprised. After all, if the Australian Army couldn’t dispatch a few pesky birds, then something was seriously amiss. So let me enlighten you and tell you all about the time the Australian Army went to war against its own coat of arms… and came away with feathers in its face.
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AI, governments and the dangerous imitation of friendship.
We live in a strange age where even computers can sound like they care. AI can greet you warmly, governments can sign off letters “Yours sincerely,” and corporations can send you chirpy emails about how they “value your loyalty.”
On the surface, it can all feel a little like friendship. But is it?
The truth is, "friendship language" and real friendship are not the same thing.
They may share vocabulary, but they run on different fuel. One is a performance. The other is a bond. And if we’re not careful, we can mistake one for the other.
And yes, The Digital Dingo is AI. Ably abetted by Lord Squawk Squawk and Prentis Penjani.
Over the years, I have learned that trust is the most valuable commodity we have. I have been let down and betrayed. But there have been standouts.
And the biggest stand out is my Mum. She has NEVER let me down. Our governments? That is a whole different story.
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Civilisation is not what we create. It is what we do when someone needs a hand to keep going.
But let's face it, shit happens.
" What a healed bone, the smell of leather, and a soldier’s burden reveal about who we are - and who we may forget to be."
I tended to think of civilisation in terms of inventions – whether it is the wheel, the plough, or that phone so many are glued to all day.
We had a recent situation when one of our readers had a fairly unpleasant encounter with a frightened horse he had rescued, and the poor creature hit out in panic and fear.
He ended up at risk of losing his spleen and was in bad shape for a while... but, due to care from those around him, he is back " in the saddle again. "
But it took a team of devoted family members, lots of encouraging support from fellow bloggers and his own incredible determination that he is on the road to recovery. No, he will never be as he was. But he is better off than he might have been.
You see, true civilisation isn’t measured in tools or technology. It’s measured in what we do for one another. It’s in the instincts we carry, and the sacrifices we make. And maybe ... just maybe ... it’s in something as quiet and human as staying with the wounded when everyone else runs. In an age obsessed with moving fast and recording everything, it’s worth asking: do we still remember how to carry someone?
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On 6 and 9 August 1945, the United States detonated two atomic bombs over the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The bombings killed between 150,000 and 246,000 people, most of whom were civilians, and remain the only use of nuclear weapons in an armed conflict.
As 15th August ( the surrender by Japan in WW II ) approaches one can anticipate the usual diatribes from the unwashed and soy-latte sets lecturing us on how bad we were in 1945 to drop the atomic bombs on Japan. None of these know-alls were even alive in 1945 so whatever they have to say comes from their collective backsides.
Britain, Germany and the USA were all working to become the first to master nuclear fission. Thankfully it was America who won.
The American effort began in 1939 when Albert Einstein wrote a letter to President Roosevelt setting out the possibilities and predicted consequences of unleashing nuclear power. Einstein, a German born Jew, left Germany to study in Zurich and renounced his citizenship in 1896 to avoid compulsory military service.
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