There is no climate crisis Chris Bowen. There is a crisis in stupidity and lack of critical thinking. Let the cattle graze in National Parks; let the landowners manage the land they love and stop worshipping at the altar of cultist indoctrination.
You worshipped a 16 year old girl from Sweden who has never stepped foot in Australia and you worshipped a man who does voice overs for greenie shows about the “ climate crisis “ – both of whom know about as much about the Aussie bush and the Aussie Spirit as Malcolm Turnbull knows about Loyalty.
You and your party ignore FACTS. Over and over again, you recite the mantra something that I thought died out when mental health care came in – “ The End of the World is Nigh “ spouted by a bedraggled homeless man who stood on a soap box or street corner, waving a placard and preaching his sermons of lunacy.
In those days, we could throw a shilling in his pot and move on, feeling sad for his delusion but also grateful that he was standing on a street corner and not in Government.
Only, these days. The bearded demented fool waving his placard of doom and destruction is IN GOVERNMENT, encouraged and hailed by our newspapers and television stations – and listened to and worshipped by millions of devotees to the cult of climate change.
You stand there, in front of the camera, ably backed up by your disciples of doom, your minions of moronic modernity and demand – yes DEMAND to be heard.
Mate, years ago, you would have been locked up and given treatment for being a deluded dickhead and a menace to society.
Today, you hold a seat in our National Government.
So here is my bedtime story for you little Chris. I hope you enjoy it.
“ You see, Chris, putting it in very simple terms that even a dipstick like you can understand, we have this thing called THE SUN. Now, we live on a planet called “ Earth”. It is a jolly nice place, by and large, and at night this thing called THE MOON gives the sun a well deserved sleepy bedtime and takes over. The “ Moon “ controls the tides. Those are things that happen when the ocean and sea levels rise – but don’t worry, they go back again every day – there is a happy ending.
When the moon needs a little sleep, the sun comes back to work and it sometimes gets a bit excited and sends out really big bursts of energy – like happy dances. That can be a bit naughty of the sun…. because it can make things like the rain not fall and make it a bit hot or cold. Chris, it is just what the sun does my dear child. Now, that naughty sun is a bit like your Mum or Dad or big brother or sister when they have a hissy fit… it is nothing to worry about. Because that silly sun always calms down and gets back to normal and it rains again and the temperatures go down and the silly man on the corner with his placard will fall asleep and we can all go back to work.
Climate change is a thing that old people like me call “ weather”. I know, I know, it is a strange word. But truly, it is a real word.
“ Weather” is where things change – sometimes it’s hot and sometimes it’s cold and sometimes it’s just right – much like Goldilock’s porridge.
Last week, poor Goldilocks had hot porridge. This week, her porridge is too runny! Too much water!
But Chris, wouldn’t it be a marvellous idea to put the water in to a jug ( that is something that we grownups call a “ dam “ ) so that the porridge doesn’t get too runny? Wouldn’t that make sense dear? Or build the Bradfield Scheme?
Let us all be honest Mr Mr Chris Bowen, all of your green leftie cohorts, minions and miserable creators of depression, despair and dickheadism – wouldn’t it be a good idea to GROW UP and stop listening to fairy tales told to you by the United Nations who seek to take away our sovereignty and our sanity?
So here is the grownup version of the story, for all those who want to know the real reason why I believe that we, as people should be more concerned about pollution than climate change and that the Greens and luvvies need to wake up from their Communist inspired coma and blame the real culprit:
THE SUN.
Every 11 years, the Sun becomes less active and this is known as the Solar Minimum. As I suggested in my Bedtime story, the sun occasionally slows down, and doesn’t create the same level of bursts of energy that it normally does. Every 11 years or so, sunspots fade away, bringing a period of calm.
“This is called solar minimum,” according to Dean Pesnell of NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Centre in Greenbelt, MD. “And it’s a regular part of the sunspot cycle.” (source)
It was predicted that this would occur in 2019 – 2020.
Roughly every decade, the Sun’s magnetic field completely flips.
This means that the Sun’s north and south poles switch places. It then takes approximately another 11 years for the Sun’s north and south poles to flip back again. The solar cycle affects activity on the surface of the Sun, such as sunspots which are caused by the Sun’s magnetic fields. As the magnetic fields change, so does the amount of activity on the Sun’s surface.
I think that many people in the Northern Hemisphere would attest to the fact that it has been cooler. Even those of us down under have seen a cooler than normal summer last year and a cooler winter this year.
As is explained here, “ One way to track the solar cycle is by counting the number of sunspots.
The beginning of a solar cycle is a solar minimum, when the Sun has the least sunspots.
Over time, solar activity—and the number of sunspots—increases.
The middle of the solar cycle is the solar maximum, or when the Sun has the most sunspots.
As the cycle ends, it fades back to the solar minimum and then a new cycle begins.”
“ A Grand Solar Minimum occurs when several solar cycles exhibit lesser than average activity for decades or centuries. Solar cycles still occur during these grand solar minimum periods but are at a lower intensity than usual. Grand solar minima have shown some correlation with global and regional climate changes.”
To us newbies and non Scientific types, that means the sun is having a little nap right now and in fact is downright buggered and having “ a deep sleepy bobos” – for the snowflakes out there - so it gets a bit cooler and and there is not a damn thing we can do about it.
Bottom line? Climate Change is a hoax and is all about the money. Always about money, power and control.
So what does the future hold for us?
More of the same. It will get cooler for a while and then it will heat up again.
The Sun is, as Valentina Zharkova said, a bit lazy right now. We are entering a Grand Solar Minimum and no amount of money will change that. No amount of carbon credits can change that.
Please watch this video and put your mind at rest: this is our home being influenced by the Sun.
We have survived this for millennia. It is just life on Earth.
Mr Bowen, you are worshipping a lunatic on a soapbox and yelling that the End is Nigh when in actual fact, the End will only be Nigh if the grownups don’t step in and send these bloody fools to the naughty corner to throw a tantrum, have a sleep and wake up back to normal.
If I had my way, you and your lot would be sent to bed without any supper – because – if you carry on like this, we may as well get used to it now.
