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For centuries, dogs have been regarded as indispensable allies in the ongoing battle against pests, particularly rats. Their keen senses, agility, and unwavering loyalty has made them invaluable assets in various fields, from agriculture to urban sanitation.
Rat plagues have haunted our societies since who knows when. Most children have heard the tale of The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
We talk of " rats deserting sinking ships " and rats being used as euphemisms for liars and traitors. So today, I want to talk about rats. And the dogs who were bred to catch them. Our modern day Jack Russell's and Fox Terriers are a whole new breed. Specially designed to hunt down and destroy human rats.
Read more: The history of Rat Catching - The Sniffrauder: A New Breed for a Golden Age
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The Devil Doesn’t Need a Deal - He Just Needs Your Vanity
A short video has been making the rounds on X. In it, a pastor claims he asked ChatGPT a chilling question:
“If you were the devil, what would you do?”
The response - written in the devil’s own voice - wasn’t about fire, pitchforks, or dramatic evil. It was far subtler. Almost mundane.
Convince people that truth is relative.
Keep them endlessly busy - phones always in hand, never folded in prayer.
Fracture families and divide the church.
Desensitize society to sin until it entertains rather than shocks.
Amplify vanity so loudly it drowns out God’s voice.
Read more: The Devil Doesn’t Need a Deal - He Just Needs Your Vanity
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Dusty Gulch Gazette – Special Aerial Edition
By Roderick “Whiskers” McNibble, Chief Nibbler & Aeronautical Correspondent
Mayor Dusty McFookit had been tucked into bed by his wife - shapeshifter, Australian and secret agent for Cat Force Five - rolling pin close at hand, bearing a cuppa and a lamington. She had kept watch all night, waiting and listening, because in Dusty Gulch, peace is only the calm before the next calamity.
In the early hours, the five cats stirred. Something was amiss. A low hum filled the air - wrong, mechanical, frightening.
Mrs McFookit opened the screen door. Sonic rolling pin in hand. ( More on that later. )
Overhead, in the vast outback sky, a squadron of orange budgiechoppers - Ratty Airways’ purpose-built combat fleet - swept in low and fast. Above them loomed the real threat: General Beakmore’s hulking Honklander form, a rogue wedge-tailed eagle circling like a bad debt, and with them a massive swarm of drone sandflies - mindless, metallic, driven only by programmed commands from the Great Honk to destroy Dusty Gulch.
The Battle for Dusty Gulch was about to enter a new phase:
The Budgie versus the Smuggler.
Read more: Budgies vs the Smuggler: Drop Bears, Drone Doom, and the Battle for Dusty Gulch
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George Orwell, Leader Worship, and the Question We Still Refuse to Ask
In 1944, George Orwell wrote a letter to a reader, Noel Willmett, responding to a question about leader worship. It was not a casual reply. It was a warning.
Three years later, Orwell would begin writing 1984. The ideas that animate that novel - Newspeak, doublethink, the Ministry of Truth, and the erasure of objective reality - are already present in embryo in that letter.
Orwell was not predicting a single tyrant. He was diagnosing a pattern.
That pattern is now uncomfortably familiar.
Read more: Orwell Didn’t Fear Strong Leaders - He Feared the Death of Truth
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From Knees to Standing: What Gina Rinehart’s Rise Says About Australia
A company on the brink, a billion-dollar turnaround, and decades of determination - Rinehart’s story is a blueprint for what a nation could achieve if it chooses WILL over drift.
Australia likes to think of itself as resilient. Yet increasingly, we speak of decline as if it were weather - unavoidable, impersonal, no one’s fault.
That is why Gina Rinehart’s story unsettles people. It contradicts the modern habit of managed decay.
When Lang Hancock died in 1992, the company that bore his name was not a monument to success. Hancock Prospecting was burdened by debt, mortgaged assets, legal entanglements, and advice from professionals who believed the sensible option was liquidation. The language was familiar even then: the market has moved on, times have changed, be realistic.
In other words - accept decline gracefully.
Gina Rinehart did not.
Read more: From Knees to Standing: What Gina Rinehart Teaches Australia About Resilience
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During the darkest days of World War II, when the world teetered on the edge of chaos, it was the incredible loyalty and alliance between nations that turned the tide of history. For Australia and Britain, the unwavering support of the United States was not just a matter of strategic necessity...it was a real wave to the spirit of unity and shared purpose that defines our relationships to this day.
Here was a big brother who was there to lend a helping hand when things were looking pretty grim.
Now, as our big brother is set to go on and become better and braver and more successful, we are sitting here subjected to the domineering bully that is George Orwell's " Big Brother. "
So let's just have a trip down memory lane and remember when our big brother stepped in - let us cast our minds back to World War II.
Before the United States formally entered the war in December 1941, it had already extended a crucial lifeline to its allies through the Lend-Lease Act. Signed into law by President Franklin D. Roosevelt in March 1941, this programme provided Britain, Australia, and other Allied nations with vital military supplies, equipment, and resources. For Australia, facing the looming threat of Japanese expansion in the Pacific, American support was indispensable.
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The House That Changed Hands and Still Stood for the same corrupt regime
By The Boundary Rider - part bush philosopher feline, part realist, part stubborn old stockman - I watch what others overlook and ask the questions most would rather avoid.
I have been taken back in time today. To the days when corruption, greed and power reigned supreme. It made me think: what has changed? Only the names of the actors .. but the screenplay is much the same as it was. Same storyline, different cast.
In the summer of 1808, in a fledgling colony called New South Wales, the governor's house became the stage for Australia's only armed rebellion - a coup fueled not by ideology, but by rum and resentment.
And I was there. As always, simply present but never noticed.
No one notices a cat when in the shadows or under the table. Or on a shelf, quietly observing.
I am the Boundary Rider. The cat that sees all and lives in the shadows...
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Few figures in maritime history are as polarising as Captain William Bligh. Often portrayed as a tyrant, Bligh's legacy is far more complex -marked by extraordinary navigation skills, fierce resilience, and a personality that clashed with the rigid hierarchies of his time.
From his harrowing open-boat voyage across the Pacific to his controversial tenure as Governor of New South Wales, Bligh's story is one of survival, controversy, and enduring intrigue.
Following is the story of Captain Bligh. The man who truly is a legendary figure.
Captain William Bligh is most remembered for the mutiny on the HMS Bounty in 1789. This dramatic event, where part of his crew led by Fletcher Christian seized control of the ship and set Bligh and loyalists adrift in a small open boat, has become one of the most famous mutinies in history.
Despite being cast off in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, Bligh's extraordinary navigational skills allowed him to lead his crew on a 3,600-mile journey to safety in Timor, with minimal supplies and no maps. This feat is often regarded as one of the greatest survival stories in maritime history, although his strict leadership style remains a point of debate.
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On Bloody Sunday 30 January in 1972, peaceful protesters in Derry were gunned down by soldiers acting under the authority of a government that claimed to defend democracy while silencing dissent.....the message remains chillingly familiar: disagree at your own risk.
Throughout history, states have maintained a monopoly on violence, justifying its use in the name of security, stability, and the common good.
In Northern Ireland, the British government framed civil rights activists as threats to national security, branding them as insurgents rather than citizens demanding equality.
The introduction of internment without trial in 1971 allowed for the indefinite detention of individuals without due process, a tool designed not to protect the public but to suppress political opposition. It was under this climate of repression that Bloody Sunday unfolded, with soldiers firing live rounds into unarmed crowds and the state swiftly covering up its role in the massacre.
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Dusty Gulch Gazette – Chapter 2
Shadows in the Frangipani
By Roderick Whiskers McNibble, Chief Nibbler & Correspondent
Filed under: Moonless nights, feathered insurgencies, and domestic diplomacy.
Folks, if you thought our last episode’s serpent strike was the low point, buckle up and bolt the chook shed.
The water tower - now officially rechristened The Tower of Honks by everyone with a grievance and a megaphone - loomed over Dusty Gulch like a monument to bad decisions and worse planning approvals. Banners flapped in the night breeze, mocking us with slogans nobody could quite remember voting for.
Up top, Mayor Dusty McFookit was trussed like a Christmas ham at a budget barbecue, muttering insults and outrage through a gag fashioned from recycled virtue-signalling pamphlets. The Honklanders had him strapped to a feather altar, demanding a gazillion lamingtons or his head. Possibly both. They weren’t detail people.
Across the scrub their chant echoed like a goose choir from hell:
“HONK! HONK! Pay up or flake out!”
But Dusty Gulch doesn’t do surrender.
Not when the missus is involved.
Read more: The Legend of Dusty Gulch - Chapter 2 - Shadows in the Frangipani
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