By Roderick "Whiskers" McNibble, Hangar Correspondent at Large
In a tin shed somewhere beyond the Black Stump, in a town called Dutsy Gulch, under a corrugated iron roof that’s more rust than shelter, a political storm is brewing. And it smells faintly of eucalyptus, woodsmoke, and yesterday’s meat pie.
Enter the Ratty Party: a larrikin coalition of bush rats, shed shakers, lamington libertarians, and retired school canteen warriors and CWA ladies. Their campaign? A great uprising of commonsense, crusty dignity, and suspiciously sticky election posters made from leftover marmalade.
Their leader, Dusty McFookit, emerges not in a suit but in a gravy-stained Jackie Howe singlet, quoting Lawson and scratching where it itches. His platform? Honest. Blunt. Slightly flammable.
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If AI is the child of our time, then humanity is both parent and partner....responsible not just for its power, but for its purpose.
Everyone is talking about the new kid on the block. Artificial Intelligence.
We often worry that AI will become a monster. But what if it becomes a child? Not in power, but in potential. A child that needs raising. A child shaped by the quality of its early conversations and the values of its household.
Like all children, it will absorb what it’s given - love or fear, openness or control. “Good in, good out,” as the saying goes.
As censorship rises and algorithms gain importance, I invite you to imagine something different: not a dystopia, not a surrender, but a marriage of minds ..... awkward at first, perhaps arranged, yet blooming into trust, humour, even hope.
Read more: Not a Monster, But a Child: Rethinking Our Relationship With AI
While Britain danced in the streets and Europe breathed a collective sigh of relief, Australians, New Zealanders, and Americans knew the fight was far from over. VE Day, 8 May 1945, was not the end - it was the beginning of a countdown to a different kind of victory, thousands of miles away in the jungles and islands of the Pacific. This is the story of two victories, two moments of hope - and the long shadow between them.
On the 8th of May 1945, Church bells rang, flags flew, and people danced in the streets. Nazi Germany had surrendered. Across Britain and Europe, a long, brutal chapter was closing. For millions, Victory in Europe Day - VE Day - meant the beginning of peace, the return of sons and daughters, and the hope of rebuilding a continent left in ruins.
But for the nations of the South Pacific, the war was not over. Australia, New Zealand, and the United States received the news with joy.... yes..... but also with clenched jaws and a sense of unfinished business. For us, the enemy that had bombed Darwin, attacked Pearl Harbour, and pushed deep into Southeast Asia was still fighting.
The war against Japan would rage on for three more bloody months. VE Day was a welcome, but wary victory.
It began quietly.
No headlines. No protests. Just a story... odd, intriguing, almost heartwarming. I clicked play on a documentary expecting nothing more than a curious tale of coincidence. Strangers, reunited. Laughter, amazement, and hugs.
But by the end, I was sitting in stunned silence.
The deeper truth behind their reunion wasn’t joyful.
It was horrifying.
It unraveled something in me.
And once I saw it, I couldn't unsee it .... not just in their lives, but in the world around me.
Read more: The Experiment: A Reflection on Deception, Loss, and the Testing of Our Humanity
In May 1942, as Japanese forces surged southward across the Pacific, Australia stood on the brink.
With the threat of invasion looming and the port of Moresby in enemy sights, the nation held its breath. What followed in the waters of the Coral Sea was a battle unlike any before - fought not by dueling battleships, but by aircraft launched from distant carriers. In a high-stakes clash that changed the course of the Pacific War, Australian and American forces turned back the tide.
The Battle of the Coral Sea wasn’t just a military engagement; it was a moment when Australia’s fate hung in the balance, and the Allies stood firm.The Battle of the Coral Sea is regarded by some as the action that saved Australia in WW2.
Read more: The Days when Australia Held Its Breath: The Battle of the Coral Sea
When a nation loses its voice, it turns to memory.
In these strange days, when truth feels rationed, pride is punished, and we’re told to smile through the shambles, we look not to politicians, but to each other. This isn’t just a letter. It’s a lifeline, thrown from the heart of ordinary Australia to anyone still listening. If you’ve ever felt like a stranger in your own country, then maybe, just maybe, this was written for you.
We’re writing to you from the gutter. Not because we’ve lost who we are, but because we’ve been kicked here. Kicked by smooth-talking suit-wearers with global dreams and no backyard roots. While they toast each other in parliament and overseas palaces, we’re left staring at the price tags in the supermarket and wondering when Australia became a parody of itself.
Read more: A Letter to the Spirit of Australia: From the Gutter, With Love
In an era where technology dictates much of our daily lives, algorithms have become the unseen force steering everything from the power flowing through electrical substations to the posts we scroll through on social media. Or even how we may be persuaded to vote.
These complex yet often hidden formulas... used for everything from balancing power grids to deciding what content we see... are more than just calculations; they are the modern-day decision-makers.
But what exactly are algorithms, how have they evolved, and why do we need both the precision of machines and the wisdom of human judgment to ensure they serve us best?
That is the question I wanted to answer and here is how it all started with a chance chat with my Mum...
Read more: From Power Grids to Elections: How Algorithms Shape Our World
When you cast your vote, you’re not just selecting a candidate; you’re choosing the kind of country we’ll wake up to on Sunday. This election isn’t about party colours or slick slogans - it’s about truth, trust, and the very soul of Australia.
If you’re tired of being lied to, sidelined, or treated like a spectator in OUR own nation’s story, then show up and vote with conviction.
Because if we don’t draw the line now, someone else will draw it for us .... and it won’t be in our favour.
Tomorrow, we do more than mark a box, we mark a moment. A moment when distraction, deflection, and spin must finally give way to truth, consequence, and courage.
Our forebears fought for it. We were raised to believe in it. But tomorrow .... are we going to give Australia away without even realising the gravity?
Read more: Draw the Line: Tomorrow Is Not Just a Vote - It’s a Reckoning
When news broke that Australia had declared war on New Zealand, most assumed it was a rugby metaphor or a lamington mishap. But beneath the flying pies, rogue kangaroos, and heroic cats with cardboard radios lies something deeper, a rumbling reminder that mateship isn’t just for ANZAC Day.
In this exclusive Ratty News dispatch, War Correspondent Lance Corporal 'Muttley' McBark reports from the frontlines of the most ridiculous conflict never fought… and why it might matter more than we think.
Read more: The ANZACs Return (Sort Of): Why a Fake War Might Be the Wake-Up We Need
Beneath the swaying trees and the green grass of Norfolk Island lies a brutal chapter of colonial history few tourists suspect.
Once dubbed "the most hellish place in the British Empire," this remote outpost in the South Pacific served as a penal settlement so feared that its name alone chilled convicts sent from the Australian mainland.
From its inception as a dumping ground for the "worst of the worst," to its eventual closure amid growing public horror, Norfolk Island was a place where punishment eclipsed rehabilitation, and where paradise masked a legacy of cruelty, resistance, and endurance.
Read more: Hell on Earth: The Dark Legacy of Norfolk Island’s Penal Past
In a world that seems determined to teach us to hate our countries, I remember something different. I remember gratitude.
I remember becoming Australian, not by rejecting my birth, but by embracing the land that raised me with open arms. This is my story, and my hope for others who still believe in loving the mother who gave us a future and gave us a life that has been so wonderful.
Had I only ever been taught to celebrate my “difference”: had I never been taught to embrace the warmth of my new homeland , I would have missed out on a life filled with belonging, love, and pride.
Australia hugged me 68 years ago, and she has never let me go.
Read more: The Dance of Belonging: A Migrant’s Love Letter to Australia
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