Paddy's Corner

A man walked out into the Street and caught a Taxi just going by. He got into the Taxi and the driver said , "perfect timing mate you're just like Brian"

Passenger: " Who ?"

Driver: "Brian Sullivan. "He's the guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along just as you needed a cab , things like that happened to Brian every single time."

Passenger: "Surely not every time , there's always a few clouds over everybody"

Driver: "Not Brian. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won a grand slam at Tennis. He played Golf off scratch , could have been a pro. He sang like an Opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play Piano. He was absolutely amazing."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Driver: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine , which foods to order and what fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole Street blacks out. But Brian , he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow some guy then."

Driver: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me , I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would NEVER answer back even if she was in the wrong ; and his clothes were always immaculate , shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man ! He NEVER made a mistake. No one could EVER measure up to Brian Suĺlivan."

Passenger: "What an amazing guy. How did you meet him?"

Driver: "Well , I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his BLOODY widow."