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Published: 21 May 2023
Now, before I continue, I wish to apologize for this joke.
A car full of Irish nuns is stopped at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a swarm of unruly drunks approaches.
“Hey, bloody penguins, show us your tits!” yells one of the drunks.
Mother Superior, surprised, looks to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, “I doubt they realize who we are. Show them your cross.”
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, “Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off !”
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, “Did that sound cross enough ?”
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