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Published: 21 May 2023
Murphy was driving his lorry when he saw a bridge with a sign saying 10 foot max. headroom. He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not , 'A shure I'll give it a go, he thought only to find that his lorry got stuck underneath it.
He sat back in his seat, poured out a cup of tea and lit a cigarette.
A policeman arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door.
'What do you think you are doing? asked the policeman in a sharp tone,
'Sure I'm having me tea break, Murphy replied.
'And what do you work at? asked the policeman.
, ' Cannot you not see? said Murphy.
' I deliver bridges. '
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