Paddy's Corner

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two men from the gas company running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"

 The doctor said, " Come in, take a seat, it's been a while since I last saw you." I said, " Yeah, i've been ill. " ?

I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting. I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture they said “yes”.
I think I was framed.

I just saw a wind turbine that wasn’t working.
Must be a no-wind situation.
Mind you I am no fan of wind farms.

The hospital program " Casualty " are up to season 34.
To keep it real some of the patients in season one are just being treated

I've just finished converting my van to electric. I swapped the diesel engine for the motor from a tumble dryer,
It wouldn't start at first, then I realized I hadn't shut the door properly.
It worked a treat then so I took it for a spin.
There's still a few problems to iron out .

As a kid, we were very poor and my clothes came from an army surplus store. I was the only Japanese General in my class.

Never make hasty decisions based on what you think you read or think you saw.
Keep reading my posts for more life hacks.