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The Flies and The Bet

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Seamus and Murphy are on holiday in Santa Ponsa and are running out of money when they see a sign that reads:

Spend 10 minutes in a room with a million flies and ear €2000

So Seamus goes in first and spends 1 minute in the room before running out and yelling,

F**k that, I can’t breathe, them fu***king flies are in my mouth! You’ll never do it Murphy!”

Murphy says,

No sweat Seamus! Get me in there.

So Murphy goes in and spends a full 10 minutes in the room and comes out…

Seamus says,

Fooking hell Murphy!!! How did you do it!?”

Murphy says,

Easy Seamus I did a poo in one corner and sat in the other!”

Sorry ladies. I couldn't help it.

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