-
Details
-
Written by: The PR Blog
-
-
Hits: 254
I had a tree I wanted removed because it was too close to the house.
I called a tree guy. He came out and did a nice job cutting down the tree.
He asked me what I thought. I said, "It's nice, but what about the stump?"
He informed me that he was just a tree guy who cut down trees, if I wanted the stump removed, I would need to call a stump guy.
I found a highly recommend stump guy. He came and got the stump out. He says, "There you go." I asked him about the hole.
He says, "I'm a stump guy and just remove stumps. I don't fill in the holes." He told me I would need to call a landscaper.
I get ahold of a landscaper and I tell him, "I'm fixing to leave town on a trip. I don't care what you do, just fix the hole and make it look nice."
I got back today and found out he planted a fookin tree.
BLOG COMMENTS POWERED BY DISQUS
Responsive Grid for Articles patriotrealm
-
By Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble, Investigative Laundrologist - “Warning: The following article is satire and uses exaggeration…
-
Independence Day, also known as the Fourth of July, is one of the most significant…
-
In a time when truth gets fact-checked to death, rewritten, or quietly buried, it’s worth…
-
From spark plugs to blockchains – decoding the energy behind the future - It’s not about…
-
By Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble, Investigative Laundrologist Dusty Gulch, 2025 – In a world where truth is…
-
They say history repeats. But sometimes, it just whispers. In an age where speech is…
-
When I tell people I’m a beek, inevitably the first thing they say is, “Yes,…
-
When we look back at history, we often speak of "the old wise men" who…
-
When dreams turn to infrastructure, who controls the future above us? In 1957, a lonely…
-
Without a genuine love for our forbears, how can we truly love - or even…
-
They didn’t storm the gates. They waited. While revolutionaries burned flags and shouted in the…
-
RATTY NEWS EXCLUSIVE Operation Downstream: The Rise of the Feathernet Underground By Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble,…
-
By Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble, Chief Correspondent, Fence-Sitter, and Eyewitness to History When the world teetered…
-
I lost my cat a few years ago. She wasn’t just a pet. She was…
-
Once we debated. Now, " they" accuse. And who are they? Talk about diversity.…
-
Solar generators won’t run on moon-beams – they fade out as the sun goes down…
-
In the 19th century, steam trains roared into history, their unstoppable might revolutionising travel and…
-
There are stories we tell because they’re funny. And there are stories we remember because…
-
As told by Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble, Chief Correspondent, Fence Sitter & Marmalade Analyst Before the…
-
A few weeks ago, someone broke into my quiet little corner of the internet and…
-
By Ernest ‘Ember’ McTail, Special Correspondent. Serious News Division of Ratty News The world watches. There…
-
It began, as such stories often do, in silence and snow. Kananaskis, Alberta - a…
-
As Australia faces economic collapse, and leaders like Donald Trump and Javier Milei take bold…
-
In an age of civil unrest, burning cities, and bitter political division, the words “Give…
-
Today, I am featuring an article written by our dear blogger Malcolm back in 2021.…
-
June is Gay Pride Month. Flags fly, parades roll out, corporations update their logos, and…
-
Written: 24 February 2025 This is a true story, about PP’s cancer journey. PP will…
-
By Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble, Chief Correspondent, Ratty News Dusk in Alice Springs. I, Roderick…
-
When I was sixteen, I sneaked ( or is it snuck?) into a theatre to…
-
The LA riots and Derren Brown's Remote Control (an episode from Trick or Treat where…
-
I am proud to pay tribute to a testimony to the power of coal. If…
-
An exclusive editorial investigation by Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble, Chief Correspondent, Ratty News Dusty Gulch - To…
