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By The Boundary Rider, Dusty Gulch Gazette
Part bush philosopher, part realist, part stubborn old stockman - I watch what others overlook and ask the questions most would rather avoid.
These days the world’s spinning faster than a willy-willy across the red dirt, and sometimes you’ve just got to stop, put the kettle on, and listen when a fair-minded bloke from overseas speaks up - especially one who’s got genuine affection for this sunburnt land of ours and remembers the blood we spilled together in the big wars.
One of our American readers dropped a comment the other day that hit like a cold stubby to the chest. Sincere. Confronting. Dead honest. He started by tipping his hat to the old ANZAC spirit and the mateship that bound Yanks and Aussies through hell and high water. But then he got blunt: sentiment’s all well and good, he said, but in 2026 it doesn’t pay the bills.
So here we go, as I write my first dispatch to the troops on the ground from where I am.. on the Boundary Fence... in the far off land of Australia...
Read more: Riding the Boundary as the World Shifts
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A Stranger on the Line: Meeting the Boundary Rider
By Roderick “Whiskers” McNibble, Dusty Gulch Gazette
Last night I rode out past Dusty Gulch, further than usual, under a sky so wide it could swallow a station. The Honklanders - those blundering, honking, chaotic fiends - are now spreading beyond town limits, and this time, they aren’t alone. Reports had trickled in about swamp creatures skulking in the dust, Prentis Penjani orchestrating mischief in the shadows, and Maurice E Duck paddling through the mess like he owned the place. Odd colours flashed through the scrub, gates yanked loose, and posts left leaning like drunk soldiers. Proof was needed, and I was the one to go fetch it.
Read more: The Boundary Rider Steps Out of the Dust to Face the Honklanders
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So many people from all walks of life have shaped our Aussie way of life, which makes us Australian, unashamedly and without apology. We were born out of true grit, sacrifice and reluctant citizenship in some cases, but our soldiers, our farmers, our women and our poets have celebrated the joy of being Australian.
We are from the land down under, and our poets’ voices still echo in the halls of our history and long may they do so. This is part of our celebration of the people who gave voice to being dinki-di, true blue Aussie. To Hell with those politicians and wimps who dishonour our ancestors.
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As Australia Day approaches, I am reminded of a moment not long ago when ANZAC Day itself was quietly set aside. During the coronavirus lockdown, Australians were instructed by government decree that we could not gather, could not march, and could not honour our Diggers in the way generations before us had done - publicly, collectively, and without apology.
Now it appears the 26th of January is again being dragged into manufactured turmoil. A small but noisy activist minority, aided and encouraged by Corporate Australia and elements of political and local government leadership, seeks to recast a national day of unity as something to be endured rather than celebrated. Perhaps the tide is turning - but the pressure remains.
As ever, we are told that Australia should feel shame rather than gratitude; that participation in war was a moral failing rather than a grim necessity; that peace is best honoured by forgetting those who secured it; and that Australia Day itself should be replaced with ritual self-reproach under the banner of “Invasion Day”.
History tells a different story.
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Another 26th of January is on our doorstep. Only a few more sleeps before we gather our daggy thongs, ( not from Woolies, of course) search out the shorts with the flag plastered all over them and order in a few slabs, a keg or 3 and assemble around the barbie at the appointed hour ( normally around 11 am ) to tell a few mate jokes and have one too many.
We'll dust off the cricket bat and ball while the missus makes the salads and the kids are reminded that beer always lives in the bathtub on Australia Day. Unless there is a frog in the bath of course....
" Oi ! Get your Dad a beer! " will resonate around this great dusty island and we will pull each other's leg and tell jokes about who had a convict in their ancestry.
Will this happen this year?
I reckon it will. With more gusto than for many years.
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Australia's White Australia Policy was a set of laws designed to restrict immigration by people who were not of European origin, especially targeting Asians - mainly Chinese - and Pacific Islanders. Those laws aimed to maintain Australia as a predominantly white, British-style society.
The roots of the policy trace back to the gold rush era of the 1850s, when thousands of Chinese immigrants came to Australia seeking prosperity. Their success in the goldfields primarily resulted from them taking all available ground, leading to tension with European miners and culminating in violent protests such as the Buckland and Lambing Flat Riots.
In response, the Colonies (now States) imposed taxes and other restrictions targeting Chinese arrivals. By the late 19th century, labor unions opposed low-wage competition from Chinese workers in industries including furnituremaking and market gardening, further fueling support for restrictive immigration laws.
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Frozen Whiskers and Secret Missiles
By Roderick “Whiskers” McNibble, Senior Foreign Correspondent, Dusty Gulch Gazette Arctic Desk
(aka the only bloke stupid enough to go there)
The last time I saw daylight was somewhere over Norway, curled on a pallet of mystery crates marked “Definitely Not Missiles.”
Perfectly normal start to an assignment, really.
I am here - allegedly as a journalist - sniffing out whispers of something called Project Iceworm, buried in the Greenland ice.
I suspect something fishy. Or ratty. Or possibly both.
It all started when I started going through old unpublished articles and found one written by Monty but never shared.... until now...
Read more: Project Iceworm: Missiles, Ice Tunnels & One Brave Rat
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By Roderick Whiskers McNibble, Chief Nibbler & Correspondent
Date: Some dark night in Dusty Gulch, when even the thunder was too scared to roll
Folks, if you've been living under a rock (or worse, in one of those fancy city apartments with views of nothing but concrete), you might've missed the quiet warning signs.
Dusty Gulch isn't just another dusty dot on the map - it's the last bastion of good, solid, no-nonsense Australian outback spirit.
Mayor Dusty McFookit has kept the books balanced, the lamingtons honest, and the Honklanders at bay with nothing more than a stern look and a balanced budget speech.
But the elites up in their feathered towers?
They've had a gutful.
Of Us.
Yes, and last night, they sent their slimiest operative to prove it.......
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Iran’s Self-Rescue and the Moral Test for a Silent West
When calls for rescue come from people oppressed by regimes that don’t align with today’s topsy-turvy worldview, why is the response so often silence?
Do we truly stand with the oppressed - or only with those whose suffering flatters the approved ideology of the moment? I’m not offering answers today. Only a question that should trouble any citizen of a free nation:
If meddling in free speech is now acceptable, what else becomes fair game?
When human beings are treated like subjects and serfs, why is it suddenly controversial to object? Why are we expected to tolerate laws designed to shrink our liberties and lock our tongues behind bars?
That’s why my thoughts landed on Ross Perot - a billionaire outsider who refused to wait for governments, diplomats, or armies. In 1979, as revolutionary Tehran shook itself to pieces, Perot mounted a private rescue mission to save two employees because he believed duty demanded it.
Fast-forward to today. Iran’s nationwide protests, now entering their third week after erupting on December 28, 2025, carry echoes of that moment.
Only this time, there is no Ross Perot coming over the horizon.
Instead, ordinary Iranians - shopkeepers, students, factory workers - have decided the price of silence is higher than the cost of speaking out.
Back in 1979, the Shah fell, Khomeini rose, and Perot’s daring raid became legend.....
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Albo, the Old Testament, and the Strange Shape of Freedom
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese thought he was clearing up a tricky question this week.
Instead, he might’ve accidentally made the entire debate ten times messier.
Fronting cameras on January 13 about his government’s new Combatting Antisemitism, Hate and Extremism Bill, Albo was asked why the bill includes a special carve-out for quoting religious texts - specifically scriptures like the Koran, Bible or the Torah.
After a few cautious answers, the Prime Minister went for the line that’s making headlines:
“I don’t know if you read the Old Testament… I encourage you to read it and see what’s there.”
Translation: Some of the Old Testament is pretty full-on - and without a special exemption, parts of it might technically break his own hate speech laws. Just like, oh, I dunno, the Koran.......
And there it is: The moment the mask slipped.
Read more: Wonder Needs No Permit: Why Albo’s Faith Loophole Misses the Point
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BREAKING: Albanese Appoints Malcolm Turnbull as US Ambassador – “Time to Pay the Piper” Edition!
Canberra, January 13, 2026 - filed by Monty - Guest Contributer to the Dusty Gulch Gazette
In a move equal parts bipartisan masterstroke and late-night-politics-after-cocktails energy, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has announced former Liberal PM Malcolm Turnbull as Australia’s next Ambassador to the United States.
The news dropped mere hours after Kevin Rudd confirmed he’d be flouncing home on March 31, presumably to write another memoir and perfect that “condescending smirk stare” he deploys in photo ops before heading off to a role as global president of the Asia Society think tank.
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