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What the hell do I have to do to wake up from this nightmare? Gay Pride MONTH? Seriously? 1/12th of a year dedicated to people who want to boldly go where no man should ever go? Sorry, Star Trek, but Captain Kirk would never have navigated to the Gay Galaxy.

Sometimes, you just have to say no. Enough. I am all out of sympathy, all out of hugs and all out of embraces for men who want to shove their todger up some other man’s rear end and reassure me that it is worth a month of celebration. Fair go. I don’t even like thinking about it, let alone spending a month of my life spreading the love of bottom todgers.

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Poor Billy Big Boobs. He thought he had it in the bag. He was heading to The Lodge and Chloe had already picked the curtains. But something went wrong. The weather changed and he was left unprepared for the fuck you vote that the quiet Aussies exercised. And exercise it they did. The Climate Changed and he was left in the gutter of irrelevance.

How amazing was that? The fuck you vote.

The UK got the message loud and clear during the recent EU elections. They voted for Farage and said “ Fuck you “ to the Tories. The people in Honkers (for those of you who aren’t with the programme, that’s Hong Kong in layman terms) are saying fuck you to China and the yellow vesters in France are marching, wiping tear gas from their eyes and saying fuck you.

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